Where the Bacon Is

I’ve turned left and I’ve turned right
Never knowing which one to fight
I’ve had faith and I’ve been cynical
And I’ve forgot that life is cyclical

But I’ve known love and I’ve known bliss
Because I know where the bacon is

I’ve tried sushi and I’ve tried spam
Love sometimes comes in a can
I’ve run from chicken, run from beef
Looked for solace in a spinach leaf

But I’ve known love and I’ve known bliss
Because I know where the bacon is