Category Archives: Food

Musings on Broth, Kefir and Coffee

So, it’s come to this, Morning Ritual. No yellow eyed eggs staring at Me with unconditional love, no skillet of Siren singing bacon calling to my waking Spirit, no butter smeared toast stretching Out to tickle my slumbering desire. Too … Continue reading

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Of Utensils and Rules

Have you ever noticed just how many utensils there are in the world? Hundreds of billions of forks and spoons and table knives. I have enough utensils for five families. People just kept giving it to me. I certainly don’t … Continue reading

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Hunger is not Wisdom

I like leftovers. They’re convenient. Just heat them up (sometimes) and you are good to go. Refrigerators are unfortunately the last place you should store leftovers. Refrigerators are the black holes of storage options. You’d have to carbon date most … Continue reading

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Franken Ribs and the Constitution

Ethics are a bitch. They are way too complicated for my tiny brain. You see, I was at the grocery store today and saw some flanken ribs for sale (not that I had a clue what a flanken was so … Continue reading

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The Future of Paste: All for One and One for All

I’m pretty sure I don’t often notice packaging failures. But this morning when I went to grab the tooth paste and grabbed the hand lotion instead, I realized I had encountered a packaging failure. What was this packaging failure, you … Continue reading

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Sandwich Difficulty of Nine

  Is there a correlation between difficulty to eat and gastro-enjoyment? I was confronted with question last night when I ordered a sandwich at Mort’s Deli. It was called the Toots. The complexity of the sandwich was apparent from the … Continue reading

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A Little Cheesecake to Warm the Soul

  It’s cold. No question about that. When it’s cold you try to find anyway to stay warm. Curl up in bed under the electric blanket. Sit in the sauna. Work out. Go south. Or you can try cheesecake. yes, … Continue reading

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