Tag Archives: consumption

The Great Belt Burning of 2014

  I was in a mall today. This is usually significant because I rarely go to malls and the whole shopping experience just exhausts me. Today was different because I went to a mall to go to a movie and so … Continue reading

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A Minimalist Among Us

I have never liked getting gifts. It all started with the seemingly benign birthday party. Extremely introverted and shy, the thought of people staring at me as I opened a present was horrifying.  I would go through the motions and … Continue reading

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Unicorn Peppered Bacon

Has Mother Goose gone to the dark side? That was my first thought as I saw the grocery store sign out of the corner of my eye. Has Mother Goose found a portal from fairy-tale land to Minneapolis? Is she … Continue reading

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