Tag Archives: Grocery store
The Dreaded Butter Loop
I’m an awful shopper. I often have to be forced to shop for even the most bare essentials. When I do shop, I can only shop for a little while. I am usually drained when I’m done. For the … Continue reading
Posted in Freedom, Personality
Tagged Butter, cooking, diet, endless loops, Grocery store, neurotic, shopping, software
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Unicorn Peppered Bacon
Has Mother Goose gone to the dark side? That was my first thought as I saw the grocery store sign out of the corner of my eye. Has Mother Goose found a portal from fairy-tale land to Minneapolis? Is she … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment
Tagged consumption, ego, Folklore, Grocery store, Little Miss Muffet, Mother Goose, Purveyor of Rare Delicacies, rarity, three blind mice, Unicorn
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Fortress of Dissolitude 