Author Archives: joegergen

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About joegergen

To evoke a smile. That's all. Author of "Methane Wars: A Fable" and "Lear's Fool" as well as various poems and some these painting things as well.

Keeping the Control Out

I don’t like being told what to do. It’s the whole anti-authoritarian bent I’ve never gotten over. But I’m mature (you’ll have to trust me on that one) and know that there are times when people need to tell me … Continue reading

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Turning the Tables on a Bloody Valentine’s Day Revenge

  It’s so red. My blood that is. The blood that has come pouring from my nose twice today. I blame Valentine’s Day for taking its revenge on me after mocking it the other day. These mocking come with a … Continue reading

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BitterCoin: Trading in Bitterness

Dealing in currency is rough business. Bitcoin, the darling of electronic currency, has taken some hits recently over money laundering accusations and glitches in its transaction software.  A favorite among black markets and drug dealers, Bitcoin attracts a tough crowd. … Continue reading

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Hiding from My Bloody Valentine

It’s so easy to hate on Valentine’s Day. Which of course is funny because it’s the day of “love.” We all know it’s all commercial and been bought out by jewelry companies, florists and chocolatiers. It’s capitalism at its best. … Continue reading

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When Motivation has Run Away

I lost motivation the other day. I looked around and it was just gone. It felt like my dog had gotten loose and I couldn’t find him. (OK, to be fair, it actually wasn’t as bad as losing your dog. … Continue reading

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The Hive: Coming soon to a Reality Near You

Are we that far removed from the Hive? A world unto its own. I was down at the Mayo Clinic this last week several times with my nephew (he’s doing well). The Mayo Clinic is a very sophisticated venture. Their … Continue reading

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When Emotions Pass in the Night

That car’s a jerk. That’s what I think when q car aggressively passes me. I’m pretty sure I’m not alone when I think that. What I also have a tendency to do is to give personality traits to the way … Continue reading

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Franken Ribs and the Constitution

Ethics are a bitch. They are way too complicated for my tiny brain. You see, I was at the grocery store today and saw some flanken ribs for sale (not that I had a clue what a flanken was so … Continue reading

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Tell Us What You Really Think

  Tell Us What You Really Think I hear that a lot. Tell us what you really think, Joe. Apparently the remark is issued when I’ve said something blunt or passionate. Which is OK since I don’t really mind the … Continue reading

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Risking an Honest No Lies Resume

After watching “The Invention of Lying” the other day I thought I would put a resume together that required me to place my true and unfiltered thoughts on paper. I thought I would use my newly invented “Open Letter to … Continue reading

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