Author Archives: joegergen

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About joegergen

To evoke a smile. That's all. Author of "Methane Wars: A Fable" and "Lear's Fool" as well as various poems and some these painting things as well.

Sounds like Witchcraft

That was the response I got when I said “You need to expand your idea of order to see the order behind the disorder.” I was lightheartedly (I hope) responding to a thread of comments about OCD. The thread was … Continue reading

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Someone will be Offended

Take offense. Someone will take offense at what I write. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow but soon. And I’ll be honest. I won’t get it. I’ll try but I won’t understand. What’s important to understand is that I’m a … Continue reading

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You’re an Idiot!

Or like trying to bring someone around to your way of thinking by calling them an idiot? Usually an argument epic fail. I suppose truth is best. Talking around the subject often gets you nowhere. Subtlety is often lost on … Continue reading

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Tears of a Turkey

The Turkey and the last straw. Oh, Thanksgiving, I knew thee well. On the front side is the ever increasing recovery time from the over-hyped and over-worked orgy known as Halloween. On the back side is a fat man in … Continue reading

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Finding Your Gut..Instinct

Really, you’re just figuring this out now, I thought as I read an article in the Washington Post called “Too Much of Too Little.” The article focuses on the highly processed and low nutrition diet often consumed by those on … Continue reading

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Emotion Comotion

  How do I love you, let me count the ways. I ran across a list of emotions the other day. There were approximately 260 words on the list. I forgot how many different ways I could feel. I always … Continue reading

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Joe vs. the Phoenix

Out of the ashes. That’s where the phoenix rises from. I’ve always loved the imagery and idea of the flaming phoenix rising from the ashes. Reborn to take on the world anew. And yet I never really focused on the … Continue reading

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A Little Focus, Please

  Multitasking should be a swear word. Or at least preceded by a swear word whenever it is used. Effing multitasking. My favorite thing about multitasking is that it has become a desired strength or skill, especially on the job … Continue reading

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A Microwave Life

The microwave is dead. Or it’s “Mostly Dead” as Miracle Max might say. My cold coffee used to take a minute to make nice and toasty. Now it takes three minutes to make it lukewarm. At this point I suspect … Continue reading

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Talking About Meh Generation

  Nothing impresses us anymore. We’re all Meh this and Meh that. In my efforts to understand Meh, I reached for the Google. I found two main definitions I could relate to (now it being the Google and all I … Continue reading

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